Alexander Jones
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Orders Deportation Of All Chihuahuas
Washington, DC. - Donald Trump has ordered the deportation of all chihuahuas, effective May 5th. According to Homeland Security, all…
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Donald Trump Orders Billions and Billions of Sandbags For His Golf Course Ahead of Hurricane Michael
Mar a Lago, FL - Donald Trump has ordered FEMA to build a “tremendous wall” of sandbags around Mar a…
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Local Liberal Activist Convinced 546th MoveOn.Org Petition Will Finally Defeat Trump
Santa Rosa, CA - Local liberal activist and blogger Liz Parker just created her 546th petition on MoveOn.org, and she’s…
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Trump Supporter Lets His Trailer Burn To The Ground To “Own The Libs”
Kaplan, LA - Local trailer park resident and avid Trump supporter Joe Boudreaux is out of a home today after…
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Kanye West Signs On For Star Role In Prequel To “Django Unchained”
Hollywood, CA - Word on the street is that Kanye West has agreed to play Stephen, the house slave, in…
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HEARTWARMING: Drew Brees Brought A Super Bowl Ring To Atlanta So They Could See What One Looks Like
Atlanta, GA - How nice! Last week, the New Orleans Saints, the 2010 Super Bowl champions, brought their rings to…
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Immigration Camps To Be Renamed “Campos de Muerte” In New Hispanic Outreach By Trump Administration
Details are unfolding, but we suspect this immigration order has something do to with the Space Force initiative. According to…
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TRAGIC: Guy Fieri Found Alive In His Kitchen
After the sad news of Anthony Bourdain passing, we have more bad news to report. Hold on to your garlic…
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