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Jacksonville Jaguars Decide To Forfeit Rest Of Season Rather Than Sign Colin Kaepernick
Jacksonville, FL - The Jacksonville Jaguars of the NFL have announced that after the injury suffered by Blake Bortles, the…
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HEARTWARMING: Drew Brees Brought A Super Bowl Ring To Atlanta So They Could See What One Looks Like
Atlanta, GA - How nice! Last week, the New Orleans Saints, the 2010 Super Bowl champions, brought their rings to…
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New NFL Rule: Any Player Caught Kneeling Will Be Traded To The Cleveland Browns
Hoping to end an ongoing debate in American football, the NFL’s team owners on Wednesday voted that players could not…
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The XFL: 10 Things That Make It WAY More American Than The NFL Can Ever Dream To Be
Great news, everyone! WWE owner Vince McMahon has decided to capitalize on the lower ratings in the NFL and reanimate…
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Cleveland Browns Already Eliminated From 2020 XFL Playoffs
Cleveland, Ohio - After the announcement of the XFL being born again, Cleveland Browns management have planned to move the…
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SAD: Colin Kaepernick To Buy Carolina Panthers, Rename As “Black Panthers”
Charlotte, NC - Sad news, fellow patriots! Former NFL quarterback and full-time snowflake Colin Kaepernick has gone from disrespecting our…
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Trump Apologizes To Native Americans By Giving The Washington Redskins Automatic Victory This Week
Washington, D.C. - Ahead of Thursday night’s game between bitter NFC East rivals Washington and Dallas, Donald Trump has made…
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President Trump Slams Mexico For Stealing NFL Jobs After Today’s Patriots Raiders Game
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Looks like President Trump isn’t too happy about football-related precedings or Mexico today. After realizing this evening…
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The Black Friday Brawl presented by the Walmart Wrestling Federation
The Walmart Wrestling Federation presents Black Friday Brawl! On Friday, November 24th, the Superstars of the Supercenter will battle for…
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