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Trump Blames Obama For The Continental U.S. Losing An Hour Tonight, Vows To Bring Them Back
MOON TOWNSHIP, Pa. - Upon learning that Daylight Savings Time takes effect tonight and will force him to lose an…
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Eric And Donald Jr. Asked To Come Down From Mount Rushmore After Sharpie-ing Donald’s Face Onto It
KEYSTONE, SD - Today is of course President’s Day. A day to celebrate leaders of this country both past and,…
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LEAKED: President Trump’s Personal Plans For His $1.5 Trillion Infrastructure Package
In another American Lampoon exclusive, we can today reveal the extent of Donald Trump’s personal plans and ideas for his…
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President Trump Furious That “Many Other Countries” Get To Ring In New Year Before America
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After noticing that various countries around the world were already beginning their New Year celebrations despite it…
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NEXT LEVEL REALISM: Disney’s Animatronic President Trump Slurs His Words
ORLANDO, FL - After Donald Trump won the presidential election back in November of 2016, the realization soon set in…
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Rex Tillerson Reassigned To New WH Role Of Powering Christmas Tree Lights Via Hand Crank
WASHINGTON, DC - In another White House shake up from the Trump administration, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was reassigned…
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Remembering Those We’ve Lost In The War On Christmas
Austin, Texas - Friends, another year has come and nearly gone. Despite our God Emperor Donald Trump winning the White…
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D.C.’s New ‘Museum Of The Bible’ Opens With Epic Rap Battle Between David And Goliath
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Not since the Olympics have we seen quite an opening ceremony as impressive as this. Finally completed…
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NICE: Trump Jr. Gets Sweet Deal On White House Christmas Tree From Some Guy At Boston Docks
BOSTON, MA - They don’t say that the Trump’s are the top dealmakers for no reason, y’know. With the Christmas…
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