Politics
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Donald Trump Announces Executive Order To Deport Statue Of Liberty
New York, New York - Local news is reporting Donald Trump has announced an executive order to deport the Statue…
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Orders Deportation Of All Chihuahuas
Washington, DC. - Donald Trump has ordered the deportation of all chihuahuas, effective May 5th. According to Homeland Security, all…
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Ted Cruz Makes Last Ditch Attempt To Resonate With Younger Voters By Carrying Candy Cigarette Around
HOUSTON, TX - In what most are calling a ballsy move, Ted Cruz is making a last-minute attempt to resonate…
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Local Liberal Activist Convinced 546th MoveOn.Org Petition Will Finally Defeat Trump
Santa Rosa, CA - Local liberal activist and blogger Liz Parker just created her 546th petition on MoveOn.org, and she’s…
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President Trump Spends Morning Trying To Remember Significance Of 9/11
Shanksville, PA - Donald Trump spent most of the morning confused as to why Air Force One was heading to…
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