After the sad news of Anthony Bourdain passing, we have more bad news to report. Hold on to your garlic and hair products, this one is going to be bad.
Yes, according to local sources, Guy Fieri, the host of “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” was found in his kitchen today, alive.
Fieri was found with a baster full of garlic in his mouth, whispering something about “one last trip to Flavor Town.”
The Food Network has sent Guy Fieri to a rehab facility, where he is expected to lose his addiction to hair products, and hi-fives.
We will keep you up to date with this breaking story, while we go check on Paula Deen, ya’ll.