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Kanye West Signs On For Star Role In Prequel To “Django Unchained”
Hollywood, CA - Word on the street is that Kanye West has agreed to play Stephen, the house slave, in…
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The Roseanne Show Will Continue, With Big Freedia Replacing Roseanne
New Orleans, LA - Determined to turn a new corner, but still remain culturally relevant, the Roseanne TV show will…
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Fox Announces New Show “Cooking With Gas” Starring Roseanne Barr and Paula Deen
New York, New York - Never fear, Roseanne fans! While the liberal fake news channel ABC may have canceled the…
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OSCARS: Donald Trump Wins Oscar For Best Ongoing Comedic Performance
LOS ANGELES, CA - In a kind-of-a-surprise-but-not-really-a-surprise Oscars moment, President Donald J. Trump walked away with his first Academy award…
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Paul Ryan Disappointed To Find That ‘Working Class Getting Fucked’ Yields No Results On Pornhub
Washington, DC - Claiming that it’s the only thing that will make him “climax like a monster” this Valentine’s Day, House…
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The Hidden Past of Steve Bannon: Acting in a Star Wars Prequel
Steve Bannon, the troll shaped former Trump staffer, is making news again. This time it is not for his false…
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The Hidden Past of Steve Bannon: Acting in a Star Wars Prequel
Steve Bannon, the troll shaped former Trump staffer, is making news again. This time it is not for his false…
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Pulp Science Fiction: Samuel L. Jackson Cast as Captain Picard in Star Trek
Another Star Trek film is on the way, with Quentin Tarantino at the helm. Tarantino, having tackled nazis, slave owners…
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