BREAKING: Donald Trump Orders Deportation Of All Chihuahuas

Washington, DC. - Donald Trump has ordered the deportation of all chihuahuas, effective May 5th. According to Homeland Security, all chihuahuas have been deemed a threat to national security for being Mexican.

According to our sources, Trump made this decision after one small dog decided to piss on his leg 30 years ago.

Trump has ordered 30 million ankle guards for all ICE and Homeland Security officers tasked with removing millions of yipping ankle biters.

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