Alexander Jones
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Donald Trump Announces Executive Order To Deport Statue Of Liberty
New York, New York - Local news is reporting Donald Trump has announced an executive order to deport the Statue…
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Local Cat Not Sure What Object To Knock Off The Table First
Denver, CO - Tabby cat Fussy Pants got tired of chasing flies and moved to the dinner table. After a…
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Millions Of Americans Stock Up On Booze In Preparation Of 2018 Election Outcome
Kansas City, Missouri - Local resident Pam Whitmore grabbed an extra case of wine at Costco today in anticipation of…
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Jacksonville Jaguars Decide To Forfeit Rest Of Season Rather Than Sign Colin Kaepernick
Jacksonville, FL - The Jacksonville Jaguars of the NFL have announced that after the injury suffered by Blake Bortles, the…
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Canada Orders Troops To Block American Migrant Caravan Wanting Legal Weed And Free Healthcare
Ottawa, CA - Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has ordered Canadian troops to the border with the United States in order…
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Trump Orders Nuclear Strike On International Space Station To End ISIS Terror Network
Mar A Lago, FL - Despite the protests of his closest military advisers, and VP Mike Pence, Donald Trump has…
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