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Donald Trump Approves Deal To Turn Louisiana Into Russia’s New Landfill
Hanoi, Vietnam - Although nuclear talks between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un fizzled out, they were able to agree…
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President Trump Orders Withdrawal Of 7,000 Troops From North Pole As War On Christmas Is Declared “Won”
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Great news this holiday season! With Christmas Day drawing to a close in the United States, President…
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Donald Trump Announces Executive Order To Deport Statue Of Liberty
New York, New York - Local news is reporting Donald Trump has announced an executive order to deport the Statue…
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Canada Orders Troops To Block American Migrant Caravan Wanting Legal Weed And Free Healthcare
Ottawa, CA - Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has ordered Canadian troops to the border with the United States in order…
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Trump Orders Nuclear Strike On International Space Station To End ISIS Terror Network
Mar A Lago, FL - Despite the protests of his closest military advisers, and VP Mike Pence, Donald Trump has…
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Mike Pence Is Really Hoping Mother Will Let Him Stay Out After 8PM For Halloween
Washington, DC - Vice President Mike Pence has got a Halloween costume picked out, and he is really hoping that…
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Orders Deportation Of All Chihuahuas
Washington, DC. - Donald Trump has ordered the deportation of all chihuahuas, effective May 5th. According to Homeland Security, all…
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