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Donald Trump Orders Billions and Billions of Sandbags For His Golf Course Ahead of Hurricane Michael
Mar a Lago, FL - Donald Trump has ordered FEMA to build a “tremendous wall” of sandbags around Mar a…
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Local Liberal Activist Convinced 546th MoveOn.Org Petition Will Finally Defeat Trump
Santa Rosa, CA - Local liberal activist and blogger Liz Parker just created her 546th petition on MoveOn.org, and she’s…
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Trump Supporter Lets His Trailer Burn To The Ground To “Own The Libs”
Kaplan, LA - Local trailer park resident and avid Trump supporter Joe Boudreaux is out of a home today after…
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Kanye West Signs On For Star Role In Prequel To “Django Unchained”
Hollywood, CA - Word on the street is that Kanye West has agreed to play Stephen, the house slave, in…
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President Trump Spends Morning Trying To Remember Significance Of 9/11
Shanksville, PA - Donald Trump spent most of the morning confused as to why Air Force One was heading to…
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BREAKING: Trump To Honor Victims Of Jacksonville Shooting With 21 Hole Salute Next Weekend
Washington, DC - Donald Trump, fresh off another weekend golf trip to one of his resorts, was forced to deal…
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Trump Gets “Sorry You Died” Letter To John McCain Out of The Way Before Busy Golf Weekend
Washington, DC - With word that John McCain has elected to end treatment for his brain cancer, White House staff…
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