John Barron
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BREAKING: NRA President Oliver North Can’t Wait To Vote For Hillary In 2020
Washington, DC - NRA president Oliver North has run into some bad news lately. Sources inside the NRA have revealed…
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Trump Gets “Sorry You Died” Letter To John McCain Out of The Way Before Busy Golf Weekend
Washington, DC - With word that John McCain has elected to end treatment for his brain cancer, White House staff…
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LEAKED: VP Mike Pence Announces First Space Force Probe Mission to Uranus
Washington, DC - VP Mike Pence is scheduled to announce the first mission of Space Force - and it’s to…
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Donald Trump Announces Space Force Will Be Used To Catapult Asylum Seekers Into The Sun
Hidden inside Donald Trump’s executive order consigning asylum seekers and their children into indefinite detention, there is a small provision…
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Paul Ryan Plans To Resign In Order To Pursue Trophy Hunting Poor People
Washington, DC - Speaker Paul Ryan is reportedly planning on resigning from Congress, according to various rumors circulating on Capitol…
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The NRA Hires Roy Moore To Replace Eddie Eagle As New Children’s Gun Safety Mascot
Fairfax, VA - It’s been a nice run for Eddie Eagle as the NRA’s safety mascot for kids. Unfortunately, according…
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Half-Awake Eric Trump Wanting To Know If His Monthly ‘SniffBox’ Cocaine Sampler Has Arrived Yet
NEW YORK, NY - A groggy Eric Trump stumbled into a Secret Service investigation this morning after his sister-in-law, Vanessa…
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Trump: “We’re Sending NASA Back Into Space To Find E.T., Bring Him Back, And Pay His Unpaid Phone Bill”
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump reignited the U.S. space industry today by signing a space policy directive urging NASA to…
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Trump Officially Announces Recognition Of Jerusalem, Arkansas As Israeli Capital
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that may well anger many people who remain faithful to recognizing Tel Aviv as…
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Bored With Cadillac One, Trump Picks Out Cool New Spiderman Car As Official Presidential Vehicle
WASHINGTON, DC - Reportedly “bored” with the presidential car ‘Cadillac One’, President Trump was spotted in the toy aisle of…
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