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The Roseanne Show Will Continue, With Big Freedia Replacing Roseanne
New Orleans, LA - Determined to turn a new corner, but still remain culturally relevant, the Roseanne TV show will…
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McDonalds Debuts The Bigly Mac: Small In Size, Yuge On Flavor
President Trump’s bigly love of McDonald’s is far from a government secret. The Donald is far from shy when it comes…
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“Why Do We Let Shitholes Like Louisiana Into The United States?” Asks Donald Trump
On the heels of comments about Africa and other countries being “shitholes”, Donald Trump is also wondering why the federal…
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Colonel Sanders Partners With Detergent Pod Company To Serve “Kentucky Tide Chicken”
Foodies from across the internet are all over the latest trend: Tide Pods! Coming this summer to KFC restaurants across…
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Lampoon Exclusive: We Have Proof God Is Real, And He is Horny
The creator revealed himself to the world today, by way of his heavenly boner. Praise be to God for erecting…
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Comical Catholic Clergyman Pranks Parishioners on Ash Wednesday
A small town church’s congregation is outraged over the pranks pulled by their clergy. The priest is claiming that it…
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Paula Deen To Premier New Plantation-Themed Cooking Show On Fox News
Savannah, GA - Have you missed Paula Deen since she left the Food Network because of allegations of racism? Have…
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The Hidden Past of Steve Bannon: Acting in a Star Wars Prequel
Steve Bannon, the troll shaped former Trump staffer, is making news again. This time it is not for his false…
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Taking A Knead: Kaepernick New CEO of Papa Johns Pizza
John Schnatter is out and Colin Kaepernick is in as CEO of Papa Johns Pizza. The executive parking spot will…
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