Sports
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SAD: Colin Kaepernick To Buy Carolina Panthers, Rename As “Black Panthers”
Charlotte, NC – Sad news, fellow patriots! Former NFL quarterback and full-time snowflake Colin Kaepernick has gone from disrespecting our…
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Trump Apologizes To Native Americans By Giving The Washington Redskins Automatic Victory This Week
Washington, D.C. – Ahead of Thursday night’s game between bitter NFC East rivals Washington and Dallas, Donald Trump has made…
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President Trump Slams Mexico For Stealing NFL Jobs After Today’s Patriots Raiders Game
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Looks like President Trump isn’t too happy about football-related precedings or Mexico today. After realizing this evening…
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The Black Friday Brawl presented by the Walmart Wrestling Federation
The Walmart Wrestling Federation presents Black Friday Brawl! On Friday, November 24th, the Superstars of the Supercenter will battle for…
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WOW: This Veteran WON’T Stand For The National Anthem!
It’s a sad day in America when players in our greatest sport refuse to stand for the national anthem. These…
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WOW: Melania And Ivana Trump Booked For Jerry Springer/WWE Episode
Washington, DC – Current Trump trophy wife Melania Trump, and the first wife of The Donald, Ivana Trump have been…
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