“These four brave men paid the ultimate price for protecting and serving the shit out of Minneapolis. They lost their jobs, and how do the people of Minneapolis thank them? Burning and looting, that’s what. The least I can do for these warriors is present them with our nation’s highest award, and a weekend at the best golf course in the world, Mar-a-Lago.”
Trump is expected to order Minneapolis flags to be lowered to half-mast in honor of their fallen careers, which will likely be resurrected in three days at a neighboring police department.