Buzz
-
BREAKING: Trump Announces Elite Pedophile Ring Found In White House Basement
Washington, DC - Donald Trump announced that an elite pedophile ring was found in the White House basement yesterday. The…
Read More » -
Barron Trump Dreading Bringing Father To Career Day At School
Washington, DC - As Donald Trump calls for schools to reopen, Barron Trump is dreading bringing his father to career…
Read More » -
After Reviewing Unfavorable Polls, Trump Orders Plans To Sell Texas Back To Mexico
Austin, TX - After reviewing the latest presidential race polling from Texas, Donald Trump has ordered Secretary of State Mike…
Read More » -
-
-
-
Pope Francis Urges Catholic Priests To Practice Social Distancing From Altar Boys
Vatican City - In an address to the clergy on Sunday, Pope Francis urged priests to begin practicing social distancing,…
Read More » -
Secret Service Reveals Plan To Remove Trump From White House
Washington, D.C. - The United States Secret Service has been putting together a plan to remove Trump from the White…
Read More » -
Trump Appoints George Zimmerman Director of Minority Affairs
Washington, DC - Donald Trump announced today that he is appointing George Zimmerman to a director’s position at his newly-created…
Read More » -
Man With Cop’s Knee On His Neck Happy To Know Officer Isn’t “One Of The Good Ones”
Washington, DC - As protests raged outside the White House, one onlooker found himself with a cop’s knee in his…
Read More »