Austin, Texas - Friends, another year has come and nearly gone. Despite our God Emperor Donald Trump winning the White House, the War on Christmas and conservative decency continues.
Many of our brave crusaders fell this year, thanks to Obama’s deep state and the war to shove Shakira Law down our throats. Good men who just wanted the best things for America, are now out of jobs or even under arrest for helping Russia make America great again.
Bill O’Reilly was tossed out of the liberal media for accusations of being a red-blooded American white man who just was being politically incorrect. Even Fox News is part of the deep state now, sad!
Paul Manafort was arrested, Michael Flynn has sold us out, and very soon, even the Zionist shill Jared Kushner will sell out our Messiah for thirty pieces of silver and an immunity deal.
Soon, none of our heroes and truth-tellers will be left. It won’t be long before Christmas trees are banned, and children are taken by Krampus, the ghetto Santa Clause.
In another decade, atheists and liberals will erect monuments to Satan and the Illuminati while Black Lives Matter terrorists blood libel our white Christian children. Our next Christmas may very well be spent in a FEMA camp while Moochelle Obummer teaches our kids about Kwanzaa and eating habits.
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