Shanksville, PA - Donald Trump spent most of the morning confused as to why Air Force One was heading to Shanksville, PA - instead of the golf course in Bedminster, NJ.
Melania explained to him that it was a very important date in American history, which only confused Trump more, causing numerous angry Tweets about the FBI and Russia.
“It isn’t my birthday, it isn’t Melania’s birthday either. I know it’s not Donnie’s, or Ivanka, or those other kids I have. What were their names again?”
After an hour in the air, Melania reminded him it was the day he had the tallest building in New York.
“Oh! Now I remember. I prefer towers that weren’t knocked down by terrorists, believe me.”
At this point, staffers switched him back to Fox News before reporters could ask any questions.