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Canada Orders Troops To Block American Migrant Caravan Wanting Legal Weed And Free Healthcare
Ottawa, CA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has ordered Canadian troops to the border with the United States in order…
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Zodiac Killer’s Son Furious His Father Is Mistaken For Ted Cruz
San Francisco, CA – An individual claiming to be the son of the notorious Zodiac Killer has come forward to…
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Donald Trump Orders Billions and Billions of Sandbags For His Golf Course Ahead of Hurricane Michael
Mar a Lago, FL – Donald Trump has ordered FEMA to build a “tremendous wall” of sandbags around Mar a…
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Trump Supporter Lets His Trailer Burn To The Ground To “Own The Libs”
Kaplan, LA – Local trailer park resident and avid Trump supporter Joe Boudreaux is out of a home today after…
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BREAKING: Trump To Honor Victims Of Jacksonville Shooting With 21 Hole Salute Next Weekend
Washington, DC – Donald Trump, fresh off another weekend golf trip to one of his resorts, was forced to deal…
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White House Sinkhole Rumored To Be Melania Trump’s Failed Attempt To Tunnel To Freedom
Washington, D.C. – A sinkhole opened up along the White House fence the other day, and Twitter has been abuzz…
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