Denver, CO – Tabby cat Fussy Pants got tired of chasing flies and moved to the dinner table. After a long day of napping and licking herself, Fussy Pants decided to get high on catnip and spread a little mayhem.
At last notice, the cat was deciding between knocking the valued family crystal, or grandpa’s wine glasses to the floor. Sources say she may move on to the bedroom and cough up hairballs at 2 in the morning.
We’ll report back to you once the cat litter box has been scooped.