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      December 26, 2018

      President Trump Orders Withdrawal Of 7,000 Troops From North Pole As War On Christmas Is Declared “Won”

      WASHINGTON, D.C. – Great news this holiday season! With Christmas Day drawing to a close in the United States, President…
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      December 20, 2018

      Paul Ryan Leaves Congress To Continue Pursuing His Dream Of Killing The Poor

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