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      HEROIC: These People All Survived Hillary Clinton’s Assassination Squads

      Hillary Clinton killed absolutely nobody. Get over yourselves and stop believing in bullshit conspiracy stories peddled by trolls.
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      FBI Developing Ultra-High Grade Lie Detector In Preparation For Trump Testimony

      Washington, DC – The FBI is reportedly busy developing a new lie detector technology ahead of a series of anticipated…
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      Trump Releases Sharpie Version of Obama’s Birth Certificate Showing Hawaii Is In Kenya

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      September 3, 2019

      Walmart Announces New Rules Barring Customers From Checking Out

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