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    BREAKING: NRA President Oliver North Can’t Wait To Vote For Hillary In 2020

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    November 10, 2018

    Donald Trump Announces Executive Order To Deport Statue Of Liberty

    New York, New York – Local news is reporting Donald Trump has announced an executive…
    November 8, 2018

    Local Cat Not Sure What Object To Knock Off The Table First

    Denver, CO – Tabby cat Fussy Pants got tired of chasing flies and moved to…
    November 2, 2018

    Millions Of Americans Stock Up On Booze In Preparation Of 2018 Election Outcome

    Kansas City, Missouri – Local resident Pam Whitmore grabbed an extra case of wine at…
    November 2, 2018

    Jacksonville Jaguars Decide To Forfeit Rest Of Season Rather Than Sign Colin Kaepernick

    Jacksonville, FL – The Jacksonville Jaguars of the NFL have announced that after the injury…
    November 1, 2018

    Canada Orders Troops To Block American Migrant Caravan Wanting Legal Weed And Free Healthcare

    Ottawa, CA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has ordered Canadian troops to the border with…