Texas
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Blue Bell Assures Public That All Saliva On Ice Cream Is 100% Organic, Non-GMO
BRENHAM, TX - In an effort to reassure the general public that their products are still like crack for the…
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Under New Ownership, Whataburger Hires Barack Obama As Company Spokesman
After the sale of majority ownership to a Chicago-based investment firm, Whataburger has promised that it will remain the same…
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Joel Osteen Adds Border Wall Around Lakewood Church To Keep Hurricane Victims Out
Houston, TX - Megachurch pastor Joel Osteen isn’t taking any chances this hurricane season. After the negative press received after…
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TRAGIC: BBQ Pitmasters Season Ends In Fatal Beef Over Carolina Vs Texas BBQ
Houston, Texas - The latest season of BBQ Pitmasters has ended in tragedy. Two pitmasters from Texas and North Carolina…
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Gulf Coast Stocks Up On Thoughts And Prayers Before 2019 Hurricane Season
Houston, Texas - In preparation for the 2019 hurricane season, the Gulf Coast from Tampa to Houston isn’t taking any…
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Zodiac Killer’s Son Furious His Father Is Mistaken For Ted Cruz
San Francisco, CA - An individual claiming to be the son of the notorious Zodiac Killer has come forward to…
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Ted Cruz Makes Last Ditch Attempt To Resonate With Younger Voters By Carrying Candy Cigarette Around
HOUSTON, TX - In what most are calling a ballsy move, Ted Cruz is making a last-minute attempt to resonate…
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BREAKING: Heaven Recalls Trillions Of Thoughts And Prayers Due To Possible Ineffectiveness
HEAVEN - Claiming that there is a possibility of them being completely ineffective, Heaven has announced the recall of trillions…
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The Texas Massacre Means We Need To Arm Toddlers To Fight Antifa
By now the lamestream media is reporting that the Texas massacre was the fault of a mentally disturbed individual with…
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