Ted Cruz
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Mike Pence Is Really Hoping Mother Will Let Him Stay Out After 8PM For Halloween
Washington, DC - Vice President Mike Pence has got a Halloween costume picked out, and he is really hoping that…
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Zodiac Killer’s Son Furious His Father Is Mistaken For Ted Cruz
San Francisco, CA - An individual claiming to be the son of the notorious Zodiac Killer has come forward to…
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Ted Cruz Makes Last Ditch Attempt To Resonate With Younger Voters By Carrying Candy Cigarette Around
HOUSTON, TX - In what most are calling a ballsy move, Ted Cruz is making a last-minute attempt to resonate…
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