Paul Ryan
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Paul Ryan Leaves Congress To Continue Pursuing His Dream Of Killing The Poor
Washington, D.C. - Outgoing House Speaker Paul Ryan choked back tears in his farewell address. After 20 years in Congress,…
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Donald Trump Announces Space Force Will Be Used To Catapult Asylum Seekers Into The Sun
Hidden inside Donald Trump’s executive order consigning asylum seekers and their children into indefinite detention, there is a small provision…
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Paul Ryan Plans To Resign In Order To Pursue Trophy Hunting Poor People
Washington, DC - Speaker Paul Ryan is reportedly planning on resigning from Congress, according to various rumors circulating on Capitol…
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Paul Ryan Disappointed To Find That ‘Working Class Getting Fucked’ Yields No Results On Pornhub
Washington, DC - Claiming that it’s the only thing that will make him “climax like a monster” this Valentine’s Day, House…
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