Mike Pence
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Mike Pence Is Really Hoping Mother Will Let Him Stay Out After 8PM For Halloween
Washington, DC - Vice President Mike Pence has got a Halloween costume picked out, and he is really hoping that…
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LEAKED: VP Mike Pence Announces First Space Force Probe Mission to Uranus
Washington, DC - VP Mike Pence is scheduled to announce the first mission of Space Force - and it’s to…
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As North Korea Talks Waver, Mike Pence Masturbates Furiously To The Book Of Revelation
Washington, DC - As the summit between the United States and North Korea appears to be in doubt, Vice President…
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As Israel And Iran Trade Missile Fire, Mike Pence Masturbates Furiously To The Book Of Revelations
Washington, DC - While Iran and Israel traded missile fire across the border with Syria, Mike Pence quietly locked himself…
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As Trump Threatens Russia, Mike Pence Masturbates Furiously To Book of Revelations
Washington, DC - While Donald Trump and his new national security adviser John Bolton spent the day threatening to rain…
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Mike Pence Releases Mom’s Spaghetti Recipe In Response to Eminem’s EPIC Rap Diss
Washington, DC - Rapper Eminem’s freestyle rap diss of Donald Trump struck hard inside the Beltway. His condemnation of Donald…
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