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As North Korea Talks Waver, Mike Pence Masturbates Furiously To The Book Of Revelation
Washington, DC - As the summit between the United States and North Korea appears to be in doubt, Vice President…
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CONGRATULATIONS: Donald Trump Announces That He Has Just Won The ‘Nobil Piss Prize’
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congratulations President Trump! Taking everyone by surprise once again, Trump called a spur-of-the-moment media gathering this morning…
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Trump Scraps Trip To DMZ After Officials Forget To Pack His Favorite Rain Booties
SOUTH KOREA - Oh dear, another day another problem. President Trump today cancelled a trip to the DMZ (Korean demilitarized…
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