Hurricane
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Trump Releases Sharpie Version of Obama’s Birth Certificate Showing Hawaii Is In Kenya
Washington, DC - After presenting a NOAA hurricane forecast map showing that Alabama fit inside the cone of Sharpie uncertainty…
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East Coast Renames Itself “Mar-A-Lago” So Trump Will Care About Hurricane Dorian
Raleigh, NC - North Carolina governor Roy Cooper announced at a press conference that governors from Georgia to New Jersey…
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Gulf Coast Stocks Up On Thoughts And Prayers Before 2019 Hurricane Season
Houston, Texas - In preparation for the 2019 hurricane season, the Gulf Coast from Tampa to Houston isn’t taking any…
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