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White House Sinkhole Rumored To Be Melania Trump’s Failed Attempt To Tunnel To Freedom
Washington, D.C. - A sinkhole opened up along the White House fence the other day, and Twitter has been abuzz…
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McDonalds Debuts The Bigly Mac: Small In Size, Yuge On Flavor
President Trump’s bigly love of McDonald’s is far from a government secret. The Donald is far from shy when it comes…
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Paul Ryan Disappointed To Find That ‘Working Class Getting Fucked’ Yields No Results On Pornhub
Washington, DC - Claiming that it’s the only thing that will make him “climax like a monster” this Valentine’s Day, House…
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Half-Awake Eric Trump Wanting To Know If His Monthly ‘SniffBox’ Cocaine Sampler Has Arrived Yet
NEW YORK, NY - A groggy Eric Trump stumbled into a Secret Service investigation this morning after his sister-in-law, Vanessa…
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Donald Trump’s Cousin Eddie Makes Surprise Holiday Visit
The White House is kicking off a fun ol’ Trump family Christmas with a surprise visit from Donald’s Cousin Eddie.…
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Uncovered Documents Suggest Trump Colluded with Russia to gain Tetris Cheat Codes
Tetris, the classic Russian video game from the 1980’s, will possibly lead to Donald Trump’s downfall. Robert Mueller is carefully…
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