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Technology
CDC Scientists Plan To Replace Peer-Reviewed Coronavirus Studies With Minions Memes
Atlanta, GA - The CDC has announced that it will no longer attempt to educate the American public with scientific…
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NFL
Washington Redskins Will Retire Logo, Change Team Name To “Crackers”
Washington, DC - Washington Redskins will no longer be the name of the football franchise, as announced Monday. The team…
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Pope Francis Urges Catholic Priests To Practice Social Distancing From Altar Boys
Vatican City - In an address to the clergy on Sunday, Pope Francis urged priests to begin practicing social distancing,…
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NASCAR Debuts ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Car To Show Support For Police Brutality
DAYTONA BEACH, FL - This is cool! After fellow driver Bubba Wallace revealed his custom Black Lives Matter car last…
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Christians Across America Spend Day Praying For Spongebob’s Misguided Soul
USA - As churches begin to open back up across America in a seemingly Christian-coordinated effort to ramp up the…
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Secret Service Reveals Plan To Remove Trump From White House
Washington, D.C. - The United States Secret Service has been putting together a plan to remove Trump from the White…
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NASCAR Announces Plans To Give Confederate Flag To Driver That Finishes 2nd
DAYTONA BEACH, FL - NASCAR shocked the modern - and not so modern - world today, after announcing that they…
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