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NASCAR Debuts ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Car To Show Support For Police Brutality
DAYTONA BEACH, FL - This is cool! After fellow driver Bubba Wallace revealed his custom Black Lives Matter car last…
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Christians Across America Spend Day Praying For Spongebob’s Misguided Soul
USA - As churches begin to open back up across America in a seemingly Christian-coordinated effort to ramp up the…
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Secret Service Reveals Plan To Remove Trump From White House
Washington, D.C. - The United States Secret Service has been putting together a plan to remove Trump from the White…
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NASCAR Announces Plans To Give Confederate Flag To Driver That Finishes 2nd
DAYTONA BEACH, FL - NASCAR shocked the modern - and not so modern - world today, after announcing that they…
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Hobby Lobby CEO Donates $14.88 Million To “White Lives Matter”
Oklahoma City, OK - Hobby Lobby CEO David Green finds himself headed for yet another controversy after donating $14.88 million…
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Black Saints Fans Tearfully Rescind Drew Brees’s BBQ Invitation
New Orleans, LA - Despite Drew Brees issuing an apology for his statements on race and police brutality, African-American Saints…
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Politics
Mexico Finally Agrees To Pay For Border Wall, “America Is A Shithole Country”
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO - Claiming that “it probably isn’t such a bad idea after all”, Mexican president Andrés Manuel López…
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Trump Appoints George Zimmerman Director of Minority Affairs
Washington, DC - Donald Trump announced today that he is appointing George Zimmerman to a director’s position at his newly-created…
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