Politics
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Trump Reassures Public That Farmer Bailouts Will Prevent 30 Million Cows From Becoming Jobless
WASHINGTON, D.C. -Â After many people claimed that he is is advocating the idea of socialism with his $12m farms bailout…
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LIST: President Trump Reveals His Top 5 Where’s Waldo Puzzles That He’ll Be Attempting To Solve This Summer
While most presidents prefer to put together a Summer reading list, that’s probably a little bit too demanding for our…
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Immigration Camps To Be Renamed “Campos de Muerte” In New Hispanic Outreach By Trump Administration
Details are unfolding, but we suspect this immigration order has something do to with the Space Force initiative. According to…
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Donald Trump Announces Space Force Will Be Used To Catapult Asylum Seekers Into The Sun
Hidden inside Donald Trump’s executive order consigning asylum seekers and their children into indefinite detention, there is a small provision…
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OFFICIAL: 500 Days Without A President Officially Declared As New U.S. Record
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Great news! Officials at the Guinness Book of World Records announced this morning that 500 days without…
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President Trump Meets With Steve, Bricklayer From Idaho, To Discuss Middle East Military Operations
WASHINGTON, D.C. - One day after famed socialite Kim Kardashian met with President Trump at the White House to discuss…
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Donald Trump Cannot Set His Twitter Cover Photo To KFC Meal, Federal Judge Rules
NEW YORK, NY - In what is sure to be a blow to President Trump’s Twitter usage, a New York…
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GREAT NEWS: Congress Votes In Plans To Increase School Security By Making Them Inflatable And Bouncy
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After yet another school shooting yesterday in Santa Fe, TX, congress have pushed through an emergency bill…
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CONGRATULATIONS: Donald Trump Announces That He Has Just Won The ‘Nobil Piss Prize’
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congratulations President Trump! Taking everyone by surprise once again, Trump called a spur-of-the-moment media gathering this morning…
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