Gordon Exposure
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Uncovered Documents Suggest Trump Colluded with Russia to gain Tetris Cheat Codes
Tetris, the classic Russian video game from the 1980’s, will possibly lead to Donald Trump’s downfall. Robert Mueller is carefully…
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How The Republican Grinch Stole Christmas
The Grinch puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore. Perhaps this was something he hadn’t thought before. The Grinch…
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Breaking! Internet Nerds Have Zero Complaints About Avengers Infinity War Trailer
The release of the trailer for Marvel’s Avengers Infinity War is being met with no snark. For the second time…
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Donald Trump Seeks Comfort Under Golden Arches
Upon learning of Michael Flynn’s guilty plea and cooperation with the Russian Inquiry, Donald Trump is said to be extremely…
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The Black Friday Brawl presented by the Walmart Wrestling Federation
The Walmart Wrestling Federation presents Black Friday Brawl! On Friday, November 24th, the Superstars of the Supercenter will battle for…
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Camouflage Pickup Truck Lost In Forest
Camouflage pickup trucks are popular in Beaverlick, KY, but the popular paint job has caused one hunter to lose his…
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Radio Host Accuses Government of Conspiracy After Discovering Local Store Has No Foil In Stock
A radio broadcaster is promoting his campaign to uncover a government conspiracy aimed at preventing him and his followers from…
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Adult Film Star Banned From In-N-Out Burger Due to Misunderstanding
Phoenix, AR - An aspiring adult film start finds herself banned nationwide from the popular In N Out Burger chain.…
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SCANDAL: Texas Man Forgets The Alamo
AUSTIN, TX - The yellow roses have festered and died, the belt buckles luster a bit less, and the stars…
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