Gordon Exposure
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Colonel Sanders Partners With Detergent Pod Company To Serve “Kentucky Tide Chicken”
Foodies from across the internet are all over the latest trend: Tide Pods! Coming this summer to KFC restaurants across…
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Lampoon Exclusive: We Have Proof God Is Real, And He is Horny
The creator revealed himself to the world today, by way of his heavenly boner. Praise be to God for erecting…
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Comical Catholic Clergyman Pranks Parishioners on Ash Wednesday
A small town church’s congregation is outraged over the pranks pulled by their clergy. The priest is claiming that it…
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Paula Deen To Premier New Plantation-Themed Cooking Show On Fox News
Savannah, GA - Have you missed Paula Deen since she left the Food Network because of allegations of racism? Have…
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The Hidden Past of Steve Bannon: Acting in a Star Wars Prequel
Steve Bannon, the troll shaped former Trump staffer, is making news again. This time it is not for his false…
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Taking A Knead: Kaepernick New CEO of Papa Johns Pizza
John Schnatter is out and Colin Kaepernick is in as CEO of Papa Johns Pizza. The executive parking spot will…
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WHEELS UP: Barack Obama Headed For His First Family Christmas In Kenya
Nairobi, Kenya - Former U.S. president Obama landed at Jomo Kenyatta Airport Friday for his first Christmas in his native…
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Pulp Science Fiction: Samuel L. Jackson Cast as Captain Picard in Star Trek
Another Star Trek film is on the way, with Quentin Tarantino at the helm. Tarantino, having tackled nazis, slave owners…
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Donald Trump’s Cousin Eddie Makes Surprise Holiday Visit
The White House is kicking off a fun ol’ Trump family Christmas with a surprise visit from Donald’s Cousin Eddie.…
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