Lifestyle
4 weeks ago
Local Libertarian Hipster Not Sure How To Deal With Government Shutdown
Austin, TX - Ryan Rand, a local hipster who likes to say “both parties are…
Politics
4 weeks ago
President Trump Orders Withdrawal Of 7,000 Troops From North Pole As War On Christmas Is Declared “Won”
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Great news this holiday season! With Christmas Day drawing to a close…
Politics
December 20, 2018
Paul Ryan Leaves Congress To Continue Pursuing His Dream Of Killing The Poor
Washington, D.C. - Outgoing House Speaker Paul Ryan choked back tears in his farewell address.…
News
November 28, 2018
BREAKING: NRA President Oliver North Can’t Wait To Vote For Hillary In 2020
Washington, DC - NRA president Oliver North has run into some bad news lately. Sources…
News
November 15, 2018
BREAKING: Eric Trump Admits He Is Too Stupid To Collude With Russia
Entertainment
November 13, 2018
Self-Described “Nerd” Mourns Loss Of Batman Creator, Stan Lee
Politics
November 10, 2018
Donald Trump Announces Executive Order To Deport Statue Of Liberty
New York, New York - Local news is reporting Donald Trump has announced an executive…