MEXICO CITY, MEXICO – Claiming that “it probably isn’t such a bad idea after all”, Mexican president Andrés Manuel López Obrador announced today that he’s more than ready to put forward the funds for the construction of the US-Mexico border wall.
The wall was slated to be built by the U.S., with it being one of President Trump’s cornerstone campaign promises in 2016. This has been met with heavy resistance from Mexico since, however it seems that they are now ready and willing to build the wall to protect themselves.
“We’ve been against the idea of a border wall for a long time now”, explained President Obrador, “However due to recent events in America that can only be described as “fucking wild”, we’ve decided to just go ahead and build it ourselves.
We’ve realized that, having a shithole country as a neighbor, we should probably take these measures to protect ourselves.”