Selma, AL – Seeking to woo black voters who may have been put off by Joe Biden’s recent gaffe, Donald Trump is planning to hold a plantation-themed job fair to attract their support, according to White House sources.
Trump is rumored to have said “Nobody has done more for the black voters than me. They love me, and I want to show them my appreciation by putting them back to work helping our great farmers.”
Entertainment will include performances by Diamond and Silk, Ted Nugent, and Uncle Ruckus with special guest Kanye West. The job fair is expected to last until at least January 2021.