Charlotte, NC – In order to celebrate “Making America Great Again”, the 2020 GOP national convention in Charlotte will open with the lighting of a very large wooden T in honor of Donald Trump.
GOP state spokesperson Ima Dumfeck confirmed that David Green, the CEO of Hobby Lobby, will lead a procession carrying tiki torches.
“What better way to hail the new GOP dawn under the leadership of Donald Trump? We want to celebrate his heroic handling of the Chinese virus, and the sacrifices he has made to secure a future for our
white American children.”
All participants are not expected to wear face masks, but white hoods are encouraged.