Washington, DC - Stating that he had been “treated very unfairly” by Democrats, Trump will delay printing of all stimulus checks. The holdup will resume until Nancy Pelosi promises him he can run for president a third time in 2024. The decision came after he demanded the Treasury Department print his signature on all physical checks that will be mailed out.
In a phone call to Sean Hannity, Trump stated that being impeached by Congress automatically allowed him a third term. Hannity agreed, and suggested that since Trump was doing such a great job, there was no reason not to make Trump president for life.
The physical checks are expected to be mailed out sometime after the repeal of the 22nd Amendment. This will be followed by the installation of the Trump family as America’s new monarchy.
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Hello nah I wouldn’t be able to last if trump
Was to stay president he by far the worst and wish he was gone now
Not gonna happen not under my voting… Trump might think he’s King but there’s only one King and His name is JESUS!!
Yesss, amen. Thats exactly what I said. And God only going to let him do so much!
Amen
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Well, hell, I already thought Trump nominated himself President for Life. I’m sure Democrats had no problems with that.
Amen🙏🏽🥀