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Trump Supporter Not Afraid Of Coronavirus, Claims He Only Drinks Budweiser

Opelousas, Louisiana – Local Trump supporter Brian Guidry has declared himself immune to COVID-19, AKA Coronavirus, due to his choice in beer. Guidry, a longtime Budweiser drinker and fan of Congressman Clay Higgins, is ignoring the governor’s orders to limit exposure to others.

Guidry has deemed media reports as “fake news” and claims that the virus is a liberal hoax designed by the Deep State, all in order to undermine Donald Trump.

“The lying liberal media is at it again. There’s nothing to be afraid of, and more people die from the flu anyhow. Besides, even if this Chinese Coronavirus was real, I only drink Budweiser, not Corona.”

Guidry was last seen headed to Walmart to stock up on more beer, and plenty of Blue Bell ice cream.



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