WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following the advancement of the near-full abortion bill in Alabama over the past few days, a new nationwide bill on abortion has been proposed that would see both women and doctors alike sentenced to life in Alabama.
Lawmakers are suggesting that anyone found guilty of involvement in abortion should immediately be sent to the Bible Belt state, and forced to live out the rest of their lives in notable hellscapes such as Montgomery, Dothan and even Orange Beach during Spring Break.
But pushback against the bill is heavy, with many opponents claiming that the punishment is far too strict and would rather see the sentencing be lighter - such as 99 years or the death penalty.
The bill is sponsored by Congressman Steve Scalise of Louisiana, who has decided that since he cannot enjoy sex any longer, nobody else should be able to either.
H.B. 386 which has been named “Roll Tide” faces an uphill battle in the House.
