WASHINGTON, D.C. - Great news! Officials at the Guinness Book of World Records announced this morning that 500 days without a president is an official world record.
Donald Trump, who albeit spends some time now and then in the Oval Office acting like heâ€™s some sort of leader, posted his ‘500 Days of American Greatnessâ€™ to various social media accounts over the past couple of days in a vague attempt to make it look like heâ€™s made the country a better place.
Guinness official Todd Smith explained that this record was a significant one.
“This is a very prominent record as you would have thought that a country the size of the U.S. would have completely capitulated without a president for so long”, he said, “500 days is a long time. Itâ€™s a real feat and one that deserves huge recognition.”
“Weâ€™re looking forward to seeing how long the U.S. can go without a president and hoping that they extend the record for as long as possible - but not too long.”
“We have mailed a copy of the certificate to the White House where we hope someone will frame it and put it on display.”