WASHINGTON, D.C. - One day after famed socialite Kim Kardashian met with President Trump at the White House to discuss prison reform - a topic that she has been passionate about for at least three days now - Steve, a bricklayer from Featherville, ID met with the commander-in-chief to discuss military operations in the Middle East.
Steve, who played a military-themed pinball game at his local bar a few times in the late 90‚Äôs, sat down with Trump for at least three hours this morning discussing possible strategies, policies and negotiations that could be used in the Middle East over the next few years.
President Trump then took the time to snap a photo in the Oval Office with him which recently appeared on his Twitter feed.
“Steve and I had a wonderful, productive talk this morning”, Trump confirmed to the press, “Unbelievable man. He really is. We had a great talk about what we need to be doing in the Middle East and where we go from here. He has a wealth of experience with that type of thing, I think. At least he kind of knew where Syria was on the map, right there in South America next to Denmark.”
“Now he‚Äôs on his way back to Idaho because he‚Äôs got an attic conversion to help finish up by 6pm. Really great guy.”
Although not officially confirmed yet, it is believed that Frank - a clown in an Arkansas-based traveling circus - will be meeting with Trump on Monday to discuss¬†economic growth, dynamic macroeconomics, and Wall Street regulations.