Washington, D.C. - A sinkhole opened up along the White House fence the other day, and Twitter has been abuzz with jokes and rumors as to its cause.
According to our
leaks sources inside the West Wing, it was Melania Trump who has spent her nights in a separate bedroom to chisel her way through the wall, and into a sewage pipe leading straight to Robert Mueller’s office.
After being briefly delayed by a hospital visit for a kidney operation, Melania Trump waited for Donald’s nightly phone visit with Sean Hannity before peeling back a poster of his electoral college win, and sliding into the pipe.
Unfortunately, Donald’s excessive KFC consumption the night before clogged the sewer during his early morning Twitter rant, forcing Melania to cut her burrowing feet short of the outside fence.
Let’s keep her in our thoughts and prayers - Melania Trump - who crawled through a river of shit and came out just short of the other side.