President Trump’s bigly love of McDonald’s is far from a government secret. The Donald is far from shy when it comes to displaying his gluttonous eating habits despite his medical condition. The President is forced to rely on a knife and fork to eat his beloved Big Macs due to suffering from Minuscule Metacarpus Syndrome, a birth defect which prevents the hands from developing beyond the age of five years old.
McDonald’s executives were determined to right this wrong by modifying the company’s flagship burger to accommodate the president. Presenting the Bigly Mac!
The Bigly Mac is being described as a burger that is petite enough to fit in the Presidents hands, while packing yuuuuugggge flavor. Donald Trump excited held a Bigly Mac in each of his hands, finally realizing the dream of eating a hamburger like a normal American. Cheers of “Covfefe” were heard on Air Force One as The Donald celebrated this milestone of his administration.
When asked about her thoughts on the Bigly Mac, the First Lady glanced toward the president and stated she was rarely impressed with such tiny things.