Baton Rouge, LA - Former Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal has mostly disappeared from public life after 2 terms in office. Multiple unsuccessful attempts to secure a job with the Trump administration have proven unsuccessful, including a job application as a White House gift shop clerk under his real name, Piyush Jindal.
Until now, Bobby Jindal has held the title of “Most-Hated Indian-American” after 8 years as Louisiana’s governor, an award presented to him by Louisiana residents on his way out of office.
Today that dubious honor was lifted off his shoulders, as Ajit Pai cast the deciding vote to end Net Neutrality. Jindal emptied his kid’s piggy banks and hopped an economy flight to Washington, DC to pass on his trophy to Ajit Pai.
“It takes a boy to fuck a state. It takes a real man like Ajit Pai to fuck a country” stated Jindal as he handed his award off to Ajit Pai in front of the media.
Jindal was last seen hustling bootleg MAGA hats at Dulles International Airport in hopes of scoring a cheap flight back to Baton Rouge. Reports confirm he was also stopping by Breitbart headquarters, just in case someone might be hiring a fluffer for Steve Bannon.
“It takes a real man like Ajit Pai to fuck a country”
and smile about it and pretend that’s not exactly what he just did.