CHINA – In a heartwarming show of affection and gratitude that we have come to expect from the Trump family by now, Melania Trump paid a visit to one of China’s many sweatshops yesterday in an effort to thank the children for working so hard for so little in order to ensure that their billionaire status remained intact.
Bearing a bag of Little Debbie’s chewy candy and countless copies of The Art of the Deal, Melania was more than happy to hand these out to the kids who ranged from 5 years old all the way to the grand old age of 14.
She even took the time out to pose for individual photos with them, as long as they remained at least three feet from her at all times.
“I am so very happy to be here”, said Melania, “Look at these smiling children covered in some type of grease. It really is a very beautiful sight. I come here today to thank each and every one of them for making Trump items such a success around world. Look, they work so hard that you see their bones visible in hands.”
“I tell them “Children, thank you so much. Here, please take candy but please use tongs because is not good to get blood on candy.” I also tell them to keep making Trump ties and to increase output by at least 200% or unfortunately we must let you go.”
“I am very lucky to be here today, but now I go back to hotel to take 30 baths and have deep scrub.”
The Trumps moved onto the next leg of their Asia tour today as they landed in Vietnam. Officials confirmed that President Trump did not dodge visiting the country this time.