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Donald Trump Approves Deal To Turn Louisiana Into Russia’s New Landfill
Hanoi, Vietnam - Although nuclear talks between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un fizzled out, they were able to agree…
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As Trump Threatens Russia, Mike Pence Masturbates Furiously To Book of Revelations
Washington, DC - While Donald Trump and his new national security adviser John Bolton spent the day threatening to rain…
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“Why Do We Let Shitholes Like Louisiana Into The United States?” Asks Donald Trump
On the heels of comments about Africa and other countries being “shitholes”, Donald Trump is also wondering why the federal…
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Robert Mueller Spending Rest Of The Month Sifting Through Trump’s Replies To Spam Viagra Emails
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After successfully obtaining “tens of thousands” of Trump transition emails, Robert Mueller is now spending the rest of…
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Uncovered Documents Suggest Trump Colluded with Russia to gain Tetris Cheat Codes
Tetris, the classic Russian video game from the 1980’s, will possibly lead to Donald Trump’s downfall. Robert Mueller is carefully…
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