Louisiana
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Gulf Coast Stocks Up On Thoughts And Prayers Before 2019 Hurricane Season
Houston, Texas - In preparation for the 2019 hurricane season, the Gulf Coast from Tampa to Houston isn’t taking any…
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Louisiana Lawmakers Move To Regulate Crawfish As A Schedule One Drug
Lawmakers in Baton Rouge, after much debate, are moving forward with classifying crawfish as a schedule one drug. Citing high…
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Lafayette, Louisiana Sheriff’s Department Announces Major Bust of Girl Scouts Thin Mints Ring
Lafayette, LA - Lafayette Parish deputies made a huge bust Wednesday night, confiscating approximately $5,000 in Girl Scout cookies, and…
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Donald Trump Approves Deal To Turn Louisiana Into Russia’s New Landfill
Hanoi, Vietnam - Although nuclear talks between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un fizzled out, they were able to agree…
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The Roseanne Show Will Continue, With Big Freedia Replacing Roseanne
New Orleans, LA - Determined to turn a new corner, but still remain culturally relevant, the Roseanne TV show will…
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Donald Trump Demands Trans-Atlantic Pipeline To Import Hooker Urine From Russia
Washington, D.C. - Putting the Keystone Pipeline on hold, Donald Trump is considering a Trans-Atlantic pipeline to import hooker urine…
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“Why Do We Let Shitholes Like Louisiana Into The United States?” Asks Donald Trump
On the heels of comments about Africa and other countries being “shitholes”, Donald Trump is also wondering why the federal…
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Paul Ryan Disappointed To Find That ‘Working Class Getting Fucked’ Yields No Results On Pornhub
Washington, DC - Claiming that it’s the only thing that will make him “climax like a monster” this Valentine’s Day, House…
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Paula Deen To Premier New Plantation-Themed Cooking Show On Fox News
Savannah, GA - Have you missed Paula Deen since she left the Food Network because of allegations of racism? Have…
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WOW! Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Tomatoes In All Gumbo
Washington, DC - The culinary war has raged between Louisiana residents for decades about what ingredients are allowed in gumbo.…
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