Religion
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BREAKING: Heaven Recalls Trillions Of Thoughts And Prayers Due To Possible Ineffectiveness
HEAVEN - Claiming that there is a possibility of them being completely ineffective, Heaven has announced the recall of trillions…
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Lampoon Exclusive: We Have Proof God Is Real, And He is Horny
The creator revealed himself to the world today, by way of his heavenly boner. Praise be to God for erecting…
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