Burt Roscoe
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President Trump Orders Withdrawal Of 7,000 Troops From North Pole As War On Christmas Is Declared “Won”
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Great news this holiday season! With Christmas Day drawing to a close in the United States, President…
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Ted Cruz Makes Last Ditch Attempt To Resonate With Younger Voters By Carrying Candy Cigarette Around
HOUSTON, TX - In what most are calling a ballsy move, Ted Cruz is making a last-minute attempt to resonate…
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Trump: “3,000 People Did Not Die. Maria Was Just A Quick Shower. Puerto Rico Doesn’t Even Exist.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump hit back at those criticizing his Hurricane Maria efforts this morning, by claiming that 3,000…
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President Trump Spends Morning Trying To Remember Significance Of 9/11
Shanksville, PA - Donald Trump spent most of the morning confused as to why Air Force One was heading to…
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