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Denmark Agrees To Sell Greenland To Donald Trump, If He Can Find It On A Map

Nuuk, Greenland – Danish PM Mette Frederiksen has relented to Donald Trump’s interest in purchasing Greenland. The deal comes with a price tag of approximately $200 billion, which members of Congress are planning to strip from veterans programs as soon as possible.

At least one took to Twitter to praise the idea:





PM Frederiksen has added one stipulation to the deal for Greenland: Donald Trump has to find it on a map without any help.

We will keep you updated with any updates to the Greenland fiasco as it unfolds, especially if Trump figures out Greenland does not mean a land full of golf greens.

Oh…wait.

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John Barron

I am definitely not Donald Trump. No sir, not me. You must be thinking of somebody else.

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